While some players are learning what beats what in poker... others are tired of the game. They are tired of cheaters, tired of liars and tired of being sick and tired. Because really... traveling all over the world with your friends winning lots of money gets really old.
But that's not me because I looove poker. I love poker sooo much that I just sold my dining room table to buy a new koa wood poker table with matching heart shaped chairs. And I'm replacing my 1940's Mona Lisa reproduction that my mother bought in the 60's at the Louvre with an ace of spades latch hook rug that I made during the WSOP.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm actually tired of poker right now. I'm tired of living in Houston and not having the ability to play legally so I may build a bank roll. I'm tired of seeing other women getting sponsorships at the WSOP when they've never even played in the WSOP before. I mean seriously... who really believes super hot young chicks are good for marketing? That's totally an old wives tale. Yep, that was a pun.
And more importantly, I'm tired of not making any money. I need a job. A job that pays really well. In fact, here's what I want... I want to work part-time or on my schedule, from home, I will travel but in short bits because I gave birth to children that I like to be around. I'm very smart (with an I.Q. of 140-ish) but exceptional at acting like an idiot so you may feel more intelligent in my presence, I can... write, manage a website, accounting, practice law really well without a license, broker any of your land deals in Texas, take the initiative and figure things out on my own, can take out the trash without having a temper tantrum, I don't manipulate to get ahead nor talk shit about others, I don't cause a bunch of drama and I won't sleep with your husband. Leadership skills? I own two companies that I find boring. I take serious pride in my work and care about the company's bottom line, I understand people form corporations and partnerships to make money and don't take it personally when they actually achieve their goal, I'm legal and speak English fluently. I don't lie, show up drunk, cheat, back-stab or steal. But I am horrible with typos when they are made for free.
Oh and I want to get paid doing something cool and fun. You know... like be a model, be on Saturday Night Live (I would move for that one), produce shows, commercials or puppet shows, get a book deal, sportscaster, guess your weight at Six Flags or be the Bearded Lady in the circus. After all, if you love what you do then you never have to work. Uh, yeah so I'll let you know how all that works out. :)
Leave it to the cool cats over at WCP to have the latest and entertaining news. Check out there post on the poker dealer who decided to start a scary business. Also, they have sexy photos up of Liz Lieu who is apparently receiving not-so-nice comments on her blog. 
